 | Your web page is more popular than you. |
| You know what fuzzy logic is. |
| You talk to your computer. |
| You argue with your computer. |
| Your computer has its own phone line. |
| You have dreams involving your computer. |
| You spend Friday nights with your computer. |
| You've never actually met many of your friends. |
| You remember how to use DOS. |
| You think Bill Gates is "a cool guy." |
| Only computer users can understand you. |
| Your home page is longer than your resume. |
| You've ever installed Linux. |
| You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your computer. |
| You always understand Dilbert. |
| You regularly drink Jolt cola. |
| You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping. |
| You have multiple email addresses. |
| You've ever setup a LAN in your house. |
| You understood the above statement. |
| You get Jealous when any one uses your computer. |
| Your idea of hurrying is typing faster. |
| You keep spare mouse pads. |
| You buy your computer gifts. |
| You've ever been dumped for paying too much attention to your computer. |
| Someone mentions foreign language and you think "Cobol". |
| You regularly use a tape backup on files you have the original disks for. |
| You get a new computer, take it out of the box, and you immediately remove the case. |
| You have ever called home to check on your computer. |
| You do processes in DOS instead of Windows not because it is faster, but because it just confuses
people. |
| You've ever considered getting a tattoo of the "Intel Inside" logo. |
| You know every law about computer piracy by heart, because you've been convicted on all of them. |
| You no longer interact with your family, you send them email instead; in the same house. |
| You check your email before you check your answering machine. |
| You can program the next best thing to Windows, but you still can't get your VCR to stop flashing. |
| You have more insurance on your computer than on your children. |
| You receive more chat requests than phone calls. |
| You stopped paying for call waiting because it kept knocking you off-line. |
| You don't immediately go into gibbering panic when you hear of a new computer virus. |
| You've ever emailed your assignment in to your professor. |
| You've ever tried to see how far you can move the mouse without turning off the screen saver. |
| You have dialed 911 and faxed them your problem. |
| You call in sick to work over your computer. |
| Your first aid kit contains Norton's Anti-Virus. |
| You know what the acronyms HTML, URL, ISP, and HTTP each stand for. |
| You tinker with computers at work all day, and when you finally get off work, you rush home to tinker
with your computer. |
| You dedicate your home page to your favorite actress in hopes that she will see it and desire to meet you. |
| You have more than one home page. |
| You have a better computer system at home than at work. |
| You run back into your burning home to rescue your computer, but you leave the dog. |
| You know exactly how much hard drive space you have free, but you don't know your spouse's
birthday. |
| You run Windows 95 and Windows 3.1 just because you can. |
| You have the high score on Jezz Ball. |
| You know what word 31337 stands for. |
| You keep spare computer parts around the house. |
