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      Onderwerp: Open Breef to Mister Poutin 
 
 
 
     Dare Mister Poutin, 
 
     Excuses that I right to you in English, butt my Russish needs to be 
     vized by. I read in de gazets that you have an underseer in panne 
     somewair in the Limburg, I think in Beringen. To fix that must not be 
     from the cat, but as burgermaster of the greatest heaven in Flanders 
     fields, I stand of course clear to help you a hand. It shines that your 
     underseer lies fast on the bottom of the see and that the matroses sit 
     without air. I dispose of a very good corpse of underwaterdivers and 
     they kan naturally throw a bleak at your underseer to look if they can 
     give your matroses some airbottles so they can asem their longs full. I 
     have been without asem once too, last year when I sat fast in the lift 
     and I know that is not for laughin. 
     But for all: my heaven has hopes of sleapboats that can fare to your 
     underseer to treck it back right and to sleap it to here. So the 
     Cookietowns sheepswarves kan herstell the panne and callfather all the 
     lecks. 
     Thus if you need some bystand, just bell me up or expedit me a male at 
     this adres: leontina@Vandertwijg.com (all other males are naturally welcome 
     to, so long as they stay proper). I would be so tristy must ther 
     overcome something with you're matroses. 
 
     Good mood and cop up, 
 
Leontina Vandertwijg 
 
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